It has come to my attention that you have been on overdrive as of late. Thank you for working so diligently to expand your horizons.
Thank you for functioning the way you do. The fact you are able to decipher all of the weird things about life and not jump ship is a testament to your unquenchable thirst for knowledge. It is no matter that half the words in this paragraph are red you are a smart brain which dares to explore the vast reaches of psychological meanderings and the realistic oddities of reality. Thank you for making a conscious effort to work with my soul. I know that that isn't always an easy task but at least both of you recognize that you're on the same team.
We here at Amanda Lin Carlson Inc. Appreciate your willingness to step out of your comfort zone. We like how you take initiative and step up to the plate in regards to understanding new ways of thinking and understanding. You area a credit to this fine institution, and by fine I do mean fine!
Please except this letter of review on be half of Me Myself and I and Keep up the Good Work!
Amanda Lin Carlson
CSM (Chief Sugar Mama)